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Text Box: 6.09.03 Hi... Have you missed me?  I've missed you.  But I'm missing 3D Pong much more.  Come join me.  http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pong.php tee hee. 4.14.03 Because of the lack of the update on Friday, not only will we add more funny into our comic stew, but there will suspense, excitement, rape, love and sodomy!  Yes, Sodomy!  I know some would consider that as love, as others would like to think of rape as passion, but those people are either in an asylum, a penitentiary, or in my house.  I call him Dadoo... Dad found him at a truck stop recently.  He likes to beat me like Phil.  If you don't understand that then go watch Jackass or watch some CKY videos: Bam Margera 3.31.03 I would just like to say my ass is killing me.  Why you ask?  Well we just finished shooting some footage for the WSIN music video Art is working on.  And lets just say its not going to be too pretty.  You should be able to download it when he is all through with the editing.  By the way, forgiveness please for the lack of updates, the whole spring break vacation threw us off.  Speaking of spring break... it sucked.  I think the only fun thing that happened, on my front at least, was drinking with Art and his dogs.  Otherwise it was working or playing the Zelda. 3.17.03  Right, well I would like to say that I'm really super excited about the whole Orphanator saga that should be coming up soon.  I'm so excited that my pants are now a hybrid of clothe and semen.... and some feces now... oh god the excitement!   As for it being less offensive... well it will probably depend on who you are.  If you're a pro-life activist you're most likely will find the fetal saga more offensive.  But on the other hand if you're an orphan you're most likely find us to be some spawn of Satan from the fourth layer of hell... maybe the fifth, I heard its cold there.  Text Box:   (6-30-03) So shit has hit the fans and I'm now the permanent night guard, full time. So I no longer sleep...so only expect REAL updates on wednesdays. You'll get a comic wednesday, I promise. But seriously...with this no sleep shit, don't expect much out of me. (6-18-03) OK, this is a late update...but at least it's on the day it's supposed to be on.  I happened to sleep for a very very very long time after my shift...I expected to wake up at 11 am, but instead I woke up at 6:30 pm.  Fucking graveyard shift is going to be the death of me.  Anywho, here's the update, and listen to our show tonight (www.wsinradio.org) from 8-10. Fucking digital age. And yeah, sorry about not having that 'news' thing i told you about.  Sleep can kill dreams. -12345 (6-17-03) yeah, no update yesterday.  I'm working graveyard shift at the amusement park for the next two weeks, so I'm not exactly operating on sleep...generally 24 hours at a time with none.  I'm at 20 right now.  So I didn't think it would be wise for me to make the 30 minutes down here to update.  Today I did though, because I'm also going golfing with our lovely Canadian friend Dead Rob.  But I shall update today, as well as the usual Wednesday.  And oh yes, in case of emergencies (such as yesterday) where I won't make the drive to update, starting tomorrow I'm going to have a "news" page.  It'll act much like the main page...but Joe or I can update it from our homes, this way if we're not going to update..we can inform you in person, instead of making y'all guess.  I'll also regail you with more graveyard horror stories tomorrow...but right now I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.  Fuck yeah -12345 (6-11-03)  So I work as a Security Guard at an amusement park and I was pulling a graveyard shift last night...i was alone at an amusement park with absolutely no lights.  CREEPIEST FUCKING NIGHT OF MY LIFE...if you don't include my night as a Stripper in the Alaskan Oil Fields.  That was some wacky shit.  But around 6 when the mechanics get there...this really old guy with no teeth starts talking to me.  And I SWEAR to you he talked as if he knew everything he was saying, unaware that NO ONE could comprehend a single word the empty-mouthed man was muttering.   Anywho...back to the comic.  Enjoy it, because we're having some fun with this stuff.  E-mail me with comments about the comic, because I need to know what you're thinking. And remind me to remind Joe to tell you people why he's now scared of me awesome might. -123456      

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                 

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