Great Moments In Our Stupidity

Nicknames at WSIN:

    matt--Black Matt                               Amos-- Amos                               Jess Bu.--Other Jess

    Erik-- 4our                                       rob--Dead Rob

    Dan-- petite                                     Jess Z--Old Jess

    Alex -- two                                       Jess B--New Jess

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Dan: I'm choking!

Art: Someone should go hit him on the back....NOT IT!

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12-year old Cousin: you act like a girl

Joe: i just had my first period yesterday

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Art: Yeah, I got hired as a security guard today.

Person: weren't you in the police blotter this morning?

Art: shut up

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Joe: oh man! a van full of retards! quick! grab my cock!

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Officer: Have you been drinking today, sir?

Art: afraid not, officer

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Officer 2nd: Have you had a bad day, sir?

Art: my ex-girlfriend is dating her abusive alcoholic ex-boyfriend a week after we broke up.

Officer: yeah, life's shit like that.

Art: I know, i got pulled over.